@keira_reckons You might like my "Honest, the Martian Ate Your Dog" It's a humorous sci-fi novel about a man on the run from his wife's wrath after selling her dog to a Martian and the various scrapes he gets into as he tries to get the dog back 🙂

It's very happy and no hospitals involved at all 😛

You can see a bit more info and shopping links here:
https://shop.farook.org/