@SallyStrange

I'm both envious and horrified that a friend of mine sleeps through smoke alarms and tornado sirens. More of the latter. 😅

@SallyStrange Bro! I HATE MY GIRLFRIEND SO MUCH...

She can just say, "OK Hun, I'm going to sleep now..."

And not 5 minutes later, be almost snoring. As an insomniac, that's the most infuriating thing!

@afreytes @SallyStrange my husband takes, on average, five to ten seconds. He snores very very quietly, but barely loud enough for me to know that a. He's sleeping and b. He's still alive.

Me? Sometimes an hour or two. I sleep better than I used to, but still not great.